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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced “ngl this bitch kind of sucks” The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like “I’m sorry, I wasn’t talking about you.” And the girl looked up and said “No don’t worry, I didn’t think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe” We both took a peak over the counter. she’d stepped on a red m&m
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time traveler hyping themself up for the 1920s: it’s the great war not WW1 it’s the great war not WW1 it’s the great war not WW1 it’s the great war not WW1
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BETTY RIZZO
↳ in GREASE (1978) dir. Randal Kleiser

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable
3y3:

If you wear these while you browse Tumblr it’ll be just like it was in the old days

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned...