Elvis has just left the building

gaycism:

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sewerfight-deactivated20250114:

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced “ngl this bitch kind of sucks” The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like “I’m sorry, I wasn’t talking about you.” And the girl looked up and said “No don’t worry, I didn’t think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe” We both took a peak over the counter. she’d stepped on a red m&m

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yugsly:

Artistic rendition of Hank The Tank

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huffylemon:

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ithrowshoesatconservatives:

time traveler hyping themself up for the 1920s: it’s the great war not WW1 it’s the great war not WW1 it’s the great war not WW1 it’s the great war not WW1

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serumsteve:

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imgoingtowalmartyallneedanything:

the CDC right now

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barapocalypse2017:

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

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